If you've ever driven through the southeast corner of Montana, you might have enjoyed a burger and a cold beer at one of Montana's funkiest and coolest bars. Fun Fact: that saloon is for sale.

Their sign says "the drinks are cheap and the food is lousy". Needless to say, this bar in small-town Montana has a sense of humor.

It's a popular stop on the way to Sturgis, and for hungry visitors who hit the state line. The Brunswick back bar and cabinets are from the 1800s and came from Deadwood. How cool is that?

This funky saloon is located in Alzada, Montana - and it's the legendary Stoneville Saloon, Bar, Gaming, and Café. The property is for sale, and as of this writing is listed with Ginger Johnston.

The Stoneville Saloon in Alzada, Montana is for sale
Stoneville Saloon for sale - Google Street View
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According to the official listing on the commercial real estate site BizBuySell, the following info is the exact information listed there.

  • THE SALE OF THIS PROPERTY INCLUDES:
  • HISTORICAL LATE 1800S BRUNSWICK BACK BAR AND CABINETS BROUGHT FROM DEADWOOD.
  • CAMP GROUND LICENSE - STONEVILLE CAMPGROUND AND RV- FULL
    HOOKUPS
  • 10 SPOTS - AT PRESENT RATES- $100 WEEK - $400.00
    MONTH - $25.00 A NIGHT.
  • HUNTING LICENSES
  • CIGARETTE LICENSE
  • FOOD PURVEYOR LICENSE
  • OUTSIDE VENDORS SPOTS- (FOOD TRUCKS CAN COME DURING BUSY
    TIMES)
  • FOOD CONCESSIONS OUTSIDE WITH 2 REFRIGERATORS TO ACCOMODATE THE HUGE
  • RALLY CROWDS.
  • STAGE AND LARGE COVERED OUTDOOR AREA.
  • 6 PORTA POTTIES PLUMBED INTO THE SEPTIC.
  • NO COVENTANTS OR RESTRICTIONS - THAT IS WHY THE TOPLESS TUESDAY IS SO VERY FAMOUS - THAT DAY ITSELF DURING THE STURGIS RALLY BRINGS IN APPROXIMATELY $60,000.00.
  • THIS IS BEING SOLD TURNKEY.
  • ALL THE INVENTORY, EQUIPMENT, APPLIANCES, FOOD STORES, LIQUOR, GLASSWARE, REACH IN COOLERS, OTHER COOLERS (MANY)(INCLUDING ONE LARGE OUTDOOR COOLING
  • TRAILER FOR EXTRA RALLY NEEDS) COOKWARE, STOVES, WALKINS, ICE
    MACHINES (ONE 2 YEARS OLD), GRILLS, FRYERS, DISHWASHING
    EQUIPMENT
  • EVERYTHING IS TO BE INCLUDED IN THE SALE.
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